My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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