sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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