Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
