its not stalking. its research.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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