If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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