And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I love you. Go after that dick
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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