love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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