i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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