Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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