i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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