Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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