This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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