why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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