actually, I'm a sock model
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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