Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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