Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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