you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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