Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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