Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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