This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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