exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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