good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
