Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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