I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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