Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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