We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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