It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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