S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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