well I can't set my house on fire every night
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
