In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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