Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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