I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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