quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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