grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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