Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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