I want to have your abortion
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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