I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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