we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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