Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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