There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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