i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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