look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?