she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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