Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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