belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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