I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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