why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Your penis caused this!
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