whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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