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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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