So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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