new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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