It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
