And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I forget how to act sober
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