I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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